i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

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why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

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Y’all don’t understand

life got 100x better tonight.

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mad at my bf so I put my lingerie on.

Timestamp: 1397793883

mad at my bf so I put my lingerie on.

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